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Uh, sometimes I do things and other times I get emotional over this company full of nerds in Texas.

wes-eskimo:

literally what’s happening in Ferguson

tachibana-bodt:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”


It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"
"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"
"Wait…NO—SHIT—"
"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I want to read a fan fiction of this.

tachibana-bodt:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I want to read a fan fiction of this.

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

bechnokid:

Markiplier recently beat Five Nights at Freddy’s at the highest difficulty level (20/20/20/20) and oh my god, I am so happy for him. ;w;

bechnokid:

Markiplier recently beat Five Nights at Freddy’s at the highest difficulty level (20/20/20/20) and oh my god, I am so happy for him. ;w;

bogleech:

sharkhugger:

HUGGERS… meet the Shy Shark!  THIS IS A THING!  THIS IS REALLY A THING….! 

450 millions years of evolution and 'if i can't see it, it can't hurt me' is the best they could come up with!  WAY too adorable!  

You know, there are so many other jawsome sharks out there - shark week shouldn’t just focus on the white shark.  I love a good breach as much as the next shark lover, but these guys are too cute!  <3

little shy sharks.

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

Shit guys I’m hella bored right now. Ya’ll should come talk to me cause I still have like 3-ish hours to kill

punishandenslavesuckers:

hey, remember that time Washington blew up UNSC property and accidentally literally destroyed all the fucking evidence of the Director’s AI fuckery and then he fucking went to jail because he looked exactly like a goddamn accomplice in the eye of the military courts?

BECAUSE I FUCKING DO. 

grandtheftwentz:

SAINT LAZSLO IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN ON THE PLANET

thegeekyblonde:

everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS. ICE BUCKET. WATCH IT. WATCH IT NOW.

i need to pray

hahanataliepiercedtheveil:

mentalalchemy:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

*gives up on life*

I wanna do this